Does Santa have respect for privacy?
This is an actual conversation I had with my 3-year-old daughter. And if it makes a difference and any of Santa’s elves are reading this blog post…I have been a very, very good girl.
Savannah: “There are lots of Santas huh mommy?”
Me: “What do you mean Savvy?”
Savannah: “I have sat on lots of Santa laps.”
Me: “Oh, those are not the real Santa, they are his helpers. They listen to your Christmas wishes and report back to the big man himself.”
Savannah: “Why is Santa so big?”
Me: “He eats too many cookies.”
Savannah: “I like cookies.”
Me: “Cookies are good.”
Savannah: “Will Santa bring me presents?”
Me: “If you are a good girl and are super nice to your mommy and daddy and all your family and friends.”
Savannah: “I am a good girl.”
Me: “I know and Santa knows this too.”
Savannah: “How does he know?”
Me: “He is watching you all the time.”
Savannah: (with a concerned look ) “Why? Even when I go potty?”
Me: (laughing) “Maybe not when you go potty, even Santa has respect for privacy.”
Savannah: “What’s privacy?”
Me: “What mommy wants sometimes.”
Savannah: “Maybe Santa will bring you some privacy mommy…but you need to be a good girl.”
* Congratulations to Vicki D. — the winner of the OC Fair New Year’s Eve Block Party tickets.
That’s right Mommy- you need to be a good girl! Please don’t work too hard!
Is this for real? Well of course you would not make this fiction. I think it says you have a very clued in child , way beyond the three year old thinker.
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This is great!!!